There I was leafing through a book. At long last I’ve stopped feeling guilty about using a bookstore as a library – afraid I no longer have the pennies to fork out on luxuries. Anyway, my attention was drawn to a chapter on beggars – the book was by that jovial chap Jeremy Clarkson. He was advising beggars to leave the city and reside instead in the countryside. Apparently they’d avoid all that stress and pollution, plus be able to eat fresh fruit and veg. Now normally I enjoy reading or listening to Clarkson, but I was not amused in this case. Apart from the fact there’d be no-one around to cadge loose change from, I suspect it’d be a lot more dangerous in the countryside, what with all those gun-toting farmers determined to clear dodgy types “oRF their land”. Then I calmed down and realised I’d been had. Very funny Jeremy. Please stick to gags about British Leyland 70s cars in future!
In other words, I’m back blogging on this WordPress thingy. Will it last? All things end – let’s see what happens!
